We all seem to share the fear that one day someone will realize and point out that we have been faking it the whole time and really have no idea what we’re doing. Why hasn’t that actually happened to the people that work at jelly bean companies that aren’t Jelly Belly?
I just watched a guy try to pass off his friend’s Caltrain ticket as his own. He was wearing a fedora, and drinking the XXX flavor of Vitamin Water. I’m positive he only picked that flavor because it has a black label, so it could match his fedora. I wanted to rat him out just for that, but he got off before the conductor came back. Also, there’s no way I would’ve had the courage. Also, I don’t actually care.
Under a sham rock.