December 2009
6 posts
WTF?
dontaskmeijustworkhere:
My bike just got stolen out of my fucking carport. I inherited it from my grandma who is now deceased, so it’s kinda important to me. I spent all fucking summer fixing it. If anyone sees a 3 speed rust colored Raleigh from the 60’s with a wicker basket and a Brooks jr. seat, please DM me ASAP.
To the shit birds who stole it, I hope you rot in hell you pissant fucks.
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10 replacement plot devices for the modern age
Amnesia → Hard drive crash
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Red herring → Wireless red herring
Foreshadowing → 2^4shadowing
Double agent → Double User-Agent
Deus ex machina → iddqd
Unreliable narrator → Reliable narrator [citation needed]
The long con → The long cron
It was all a dream → It was all a webisode
The butler did it → The computer did it
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