Watched Escape from New York last night.
11.6.2011 Ten quotes from the eBook “Stash your Swag: 100+ Secret Hiding Places For Under $50”
- “Placing a specially redesigned bird house in your yard is another great way to hide money.” — p. 7
- “If you are really broke, you can break the bottom off a rock and hollow it out, but it is a pain.” — p. 11
- “If you have a ton of spices put your bag inside one of the bottles. The possibilities are endless.” — p. 23
- “Some light fixtures are the old globe style and have some room to hide small gems and diamonds in the globe. They will pretty much look like dead bugs. What to be safe,throw some dead bug in there, you might look untidy but you won’t be poor and untidy.” — p. 31
- “Safety is king in our current world of terror and violence.” — p. 35
- “If you have a ceiling fan than you are in.” — p. 51
- “No one will want to rifle through a bag of manure or potting soil unless they know what to look for,which they wouldn’t unless you happened to say something.” — p. 64
- “I have been told some women hide junk in their hairdos. Of course I thought of the beehive immediately, I am sure this would work with any big hair. Heck this idea is worth its weight in gold if you live in New Jersey. Also if you happen to have wigs around your house you can hide all sorts of thing in them as well as the foam heads you set the wigs on.” — p. 77
- “Few of us have missing appendages, but if you want to hide your valuables on yourself while you travel you can use a cast, sling, wheelchair or crutch.” — p. 81
- “I hope this book does not make you too paranoid, however, THEY are always watching!!” — p. 94
11.6.2011
10.28.2011
Remember this? It lives! More soon!
10.24.2011
Plaid studies!
10.24.2011
Blargh! A fun one.
10.24.2011
Halloweening my wife was no easy task. I went through a bunch of different ideas. Fortunately I created her current avatar so I had the PSD to goof around in.
Top left is the original, which itself is derivative of the poster for the truly spectacular Fellini film, Nights of Cabiria, pictured in the top right.
Center is my favorite, Barbara Gordon a.k.a. Batgirl by way of Yvonne Craig’s stunning purple outfit from the ’60s show. Bottom left is, of course, Mrs. Leia Organa Solo. Bottom right is Sophie-Anne Leclerq, vampire queen of Louisiana and victim of IRS scrutiny from True Blood.
10.16.2011
Hey, I made a crossword puzzle. It’s fucking terrible. Check out that grid, it violates so many rules. The fill, also, is abysmal. Some of the cluing is just me swearing about things. So, if you want to play it, a nicely printed copy in a sweet hand-stamped envelope is available on my shop.
10.14.2011
Amit asked me to help him launch a centralized page for his efforts. Pulled an all-nighter with Tag and got this up. Check it out and please tweet/reblog/like (first time I’ve ever uttered that phrase, so ya know I mean it). It’s a great cause.
10.10.2011
Some lunch time Halloweening. There’s no way I’ll ever finish my queue, but if you have a drawn avatar it definitely bumps you up the list.
