I just watched a guy try to pass off his friend’s Caltrain ticket as his own. He was wearing a fedora, and drinking the XXX flavor of Vitamin Water. I’m positive he only picked that flavor because it has a black label, so it could match his fedora. I wanted to rat him out just for that, but he got off before the conductor came back. Also, there’s no way I would’ve had the courage. Also, I don’t actually care.